I do it because there are criminals there too dangerous for police to handle. I don't fight crime because I want praise as a hero. What's wrong with my costume? Its all wrong. So I'm here to help you take your rightful place as the greatest hero of all time. I got tired of watching those losers take up valuable screen time. You're not from around here, are you? -I'm from the fifth dimension.īeings from my realm have powers that you 3-Ds take for magical.Ī friend of mine in Metropolis told me about menaces like you.īAT-MITE: Green Arrow? Pee-yooh! Flash, Plastic Man, please. I bet you could take on three times as many. That was really cool, the way you took care of those ninjas. No heads go flying, but it stings in the morning.Īnd they call you? My real name's unpronounceable to humans but you can call me Bat-Mite. Sweet, now try the same trick on these guys. VOICE: And suddenly, dramatically framed in the doorway is the Dark Knight himself. Look, the tiger appreciates your concern, Batman.īATMAN: For crimes against nature, Catman there's a cage waiting for you at Blackgate prison. Four million- Oh! BATMAN: Twenty years to life up the river.

Of course, the beast's whiskers and teeth are worth that alone.ĬATMAN: Three hundred thousand? Those who know barbecued tiger heart means good eating know their customers will pay for such exotic meals. Untamed, endangered, and for sale to the highest bidder. Magnificent, isn't it? One of the last living Sumatran tigers.

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